Getting fired from an insult-themed restaurant for being too nice turns out to be the best (and most dangerous thing) to happen to a stoner heroine like Sue.

‘Twas the night before Christmas and the characters of Dickens’ timeless tale decide to escape their roles and the changing world of AI.

An ex-army man living in a tent on the beach befriends an empty nester in need of someone to love. “I think she’s lonely. If she wants to watch me, I’m gonna let her know I’m watching her too.”

‘How am I going to get her to start worshiping me, if someone doesn’t go in there and destroy her?’ God and the Devil hatch a plan to win over a self-sufficient Eve.

Halloween gets harrowing when a deadly treat leads to a vengeful trick.

Defying Death, one party at a time, is Marion’s forte, until he arrives unannounced and gives her a reason to live.

“Life is like a game of backgammon: 50% skill & 50% luck – if you have both you win more often.” The rules, by Roger Whittaker

Materialism and midlife madness collide in a sexy festive tale of bonobos, bankers and baubles.

Mother/daughter relationships can be murder – especially when your mother is an abandoning assassin, who reappears ten years later asking for a killer favour.

An overheard conversation in Crêpe House in Croydon leads to a body builder giving up her time to be a garden ornament for two Vikings.

A genderless anthropologist tries to rescue a sex-loving dominatrix in a George Orwell inspired future, where being a cat beats being a woman.

A bad bet, a future altered, and farmer twin sisters quibbling over a man who can’t drive a tractor.

Savannah in the summer of 1987: a place where an evangelical housewife and a teenage au pair from Reading come together for some shoulder-padded shenanigans and irreligious revenge.

Conditional love and self-denial has a bloody wake-up call live on Instagram in Lake Como.

Roman baths, a ménage à trois, a geriatric with a secret and a teenage punk. You’re all: INVITED

A woman slips down the steps leading to Brighton Beach and meets someone who shows her just how far she’s fallen.